A Sudden Increase in Shark Attacks PT.2

This time off the coast of Facebook chat.

"Haai Lauren. HAAAAAAAI!"

"Oh, like haai..."

You can't say she wasn't warned.

"How goes?"

Shark mouth, ajar, connects with arm.

"Cool and you?"

Arm pops off. Floats bashfully by.

"Fine, just been busy."

Blood. Blood. For God's sake, blood.

"Yeah me too. Anyway, gotta run!"

"Bye!"

"Baai."

Dead.

A Sudden Increase in Shark Attacks PT.1

In the Bay of Oppikoppi


Boy: "Haai!" *waves*

Girl: "Haai?" *doesn't hear the Jaws ringtone from the pants next to her, screams a smile and waves back with flaying hand*

The crowd comes in.

Boy: *smiles*

Girl: *has no face left to smile with*

Dead.