A Sudden Increase in Shark Attacks PT.1

In the Bay of Oppikoppi


Boy: "Haai!" *waves*

Girl: "Haai?" *doesn't hear the Jaws ringtone from the pants next to her, screams a smile and waves back with flaying hand*

The crowd comes in.

Boy: *smiles*

Girl: *has no face left to smile with*

Dead.