A Sudden Increase in Shark Attacks PT.2

This time off the coast of Facebook chat.

"Haai Lauren. HAAAAAAAI!"

"Oh, like haai..."

You can't say she wasn't warned.

"How goes?"

Shark mouth, ajar, connects with arm.

"Cool and you?"

Arm pops off. Floats bashfully by.

"Fine, just been busy."

Blood. Blood. For God's sake, blood.

"Yeah me too. Anyway, gotta run!"

"Bye!"

"Baai."

Dead.